These jokes are in urdu.
Ali:Aaj kal pakistan mein kafi bum dhamaka ho raha hain.
Ahmad:Han is he lea tou itnee budboo he budboo hah.
Teacher:Aab koee gavab da ga kha Quaid-e-Azam koun tha.
Student:Kuon aap ko nahe pata kha hum say pooch rahe hain.
One man uses too much shampoo and his hair start to fall.He washes his hair properly and in result he has only two hair left.Then he says "Baal Baal Buch Gaae".
