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Hum sab umeed se hain - 19th november 2011 part 1

Smoking Jokes!

Ali is smoking.His friend Ahad comes and says:

Ahad:Smoking isn't good for health, look there's even a warning on the packet.

Ali:I know how to read.

Ahad:Did you know that thousands of people stop smoking every year.

Ali:By reading the warning?

Ahad:No.By dieing.

Teacher:I smoked five cigars in five minutes.                  

Ali:That means you gave one minute to each cigar.

A boy goes to a party with his father.The father said to his son that "many people are smoking here and in hailing smoke can be dangerous so try to hold your breath".

The boy tried to hold his breath but could not then he took a cigar and said"now that I have taken the smoke in so I'm a smoker too.

Ali:Its quite easy to stop smoking.When you have smoked with one cigarette and it has finished means you have stopped smoking.Every smoker stops smoking and starts again! 

Please smoke it is good for health!

HaHaHa!!!

Ahmad:Did you hear about the boy who keeps saying no?    
Ahad:No.
Ahmad:Oh so its you!

Ahmad:What do elves do after school?
Ali:Gnome Work.

Syed:How did your mum know you didn't wash your face?
Ali:I forgot to wet the soap.

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